her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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