So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
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I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
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so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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