Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
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of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
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Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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