Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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