google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
He passed out mid-signature
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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