Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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