Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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