i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
