i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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