It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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