i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
don't judge my taste in strippers
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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