So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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