You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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