I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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