Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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