We're facebook friends in real life
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
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i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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