I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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