Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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