I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
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I intend to get homeless drunk
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
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I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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