There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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