Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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