i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
its not stalking. its research.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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