My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
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You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
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New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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