Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Randomize
