PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
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Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
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you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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