If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
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the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
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The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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