are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
honey bunches of taint.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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