She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
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fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
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In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
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