We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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