yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
vagina is talking i cant
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
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Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
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It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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