if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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