At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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