she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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