Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
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