i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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