What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I am one with the molecules
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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