the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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