I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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