Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
