Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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