She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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