So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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