If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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