I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
another moral hangover. fuck.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
