If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
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how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
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I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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