I'm going to rape someone's good day.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Randomize
