Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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