I seem to have left my pride at pride
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
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the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
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No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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