called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
You've changed since you got that strap on
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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