Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
It's shark week go big or go home
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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