This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"