I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
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if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
19 People That Found Pubes In All The Wrong Places
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority