he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
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I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
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you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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