PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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