Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
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on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
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As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Everyone says I win the strip club
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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