I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
My vagina just recognized that song.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
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