it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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