:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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