How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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